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1) ERROR#349: This Error requires Microsoft Windows '95 to get REAL bad!
2) ERROR#231: No keyboard found. Press <RESET> to resume.
3) ERROR#???: Couldn't find ANY malfunction! What's wrong?
4) ERROR#748: Undefined ERROR on 23:342D#34.F3
5) ERROR#392: BOOT ERROR! The next time you boot, your HDD will be formatted!
6) ERROR#194: No CPU found! Insert manual in drive A:, I don't know what to do.
7) ERROR#324: Heap size ERROR on 542:364:FD4! Oh dear...
8) ERROR#461: No monitor found....do you REALLY read this???
9) ERROR#834: No competent user found...REPLACE YOURSELF!
10) ERROR#554: Your CPU is too fast...speed has been reduced to C64-capability.
11) ERROR#451: ERROR! Windows found! Remove it! NOW! It's not too late, yet!
12) ERROR#$$$: Bill Gates found climbing on CPU. <BOOM> ...who wants to buy MS?
13) ERROR#863: BINARY ERROR: 0 shouldn't be bigger than 1, should it?
14) ERROR#210: TERROR-ERROR: The IRA occupied 80% of your HDD.
15) ERROR#231: Keine Grafick-Karte gefunden. Tja, heute wohl keine Sex-Pics...
16) ERROR#666: Heute nicht, Liebling, ich hab solches Kopfweh...
17) ERROR#367: Floating Point-ERROR: I need Pentium-Chip to miscalculate.
18) ERROR#693: Ventilation-ERROR: Your computer is endangered to take off.
19) ERROR#463: HDD-Fehler: Ihre Harddisk weicht auf!
20) ERROR#142: Maus-Streik! Bitte füttern!